"One day, I left my wife at home and set out on a journey. I had decided to gain a lion for the Czech crest. After many dangerous incidents, where I was the only to survive, I met a nine-head dragon fighting a lion in the forest. I took the lion’s side and helped it to kill the dragon. When it was all over, we both dropped down with exhaustion. Iwoke up first, and freaked out when I saw the lion sleeping next to me. We had fought the monster together, but how could I know I'd not be the wild animal's next prey?
So I climbed into a large tree and waited for the lion to wake up and go away. But when the lion woke up, he came to the base of my tree and waited there. I was tired, and sore, and hungry - but I stayed up in that tree. On the third day, I fell out of the tree. I was sick with fever, and too sick to move. For three more days, I lay at the bottom of that tree and all that time, the lion cared for me and brought me food, and nursed me back to health. After that, we became inseparable friends.
In later adventures I gained a magic sword, which overcame the enemies all by itself. All i had to do is say "Blade, heads off!" and off they rolled. It was great! On our journeys, myself and my dear friend the lion, proved our boldness and became very famous for our heroic deeds.
But after more than seven years, I felt it was time to go back home in Prague. To my very surprise, when we returned, I founded my wife Neomenia, celebrating her weeding. She though I would never return! So I snuck my wife's ring - which I had worn all the time on his adventures - into my wife's goblet of wine. When she drank her wine, and saw the ring, she recognized it immediately. She called the wedding off, thus sending her ex- bridegroom into a mad fury. Of course, she came back to me, and I took over the rule of the land for another 30 years.It is said I was wise and a just ruler, and that’s why the land blossomed under my rule. In honour of my faithful lion, I ordered the use of the crest with a white lion and a red background, which has been the symbol of the Czech Republic ever since.
The lion grew old by my side, and died of a broken heart just days after my death, sitting at the side of mygrave.
My miraculous sword was walled up in the pillar of Karlův Most, in the spot where a statue of my lion and myself stands today. When the dark hours will come, St Wenceslas will rise from the dead, take my sword, and save the day."

After we went dacing to the beach. Let me introduce you to my friend Kamila, she's simply great. It was hilarious to dance on the sand while the cuban musicians played. 
